My cat walked on my keyboard

We are a hurricane, drop our anchors in a storm.

ka-kawgoodsir:

rup-i:

Jennifer Lawrence Make-up Transformation (x)

what

FOUKCING

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

windy-boy:

yes-im-satan:

Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love

you certainly put your url to good use

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

haruhisuzumiya:

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

haruhisuzumiya:

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

systemofadowneyjr:

shoutout to photographers who make their subjects do stupid shit

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