Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
my sister found her english teacher’s youtube channel where he posts videos of himself training for competitive pie eating contests in his kitchen at home while his wife says “YOU’RE DISGUSTING ” in the background we’re watching them and theyre making me sad
What if we all started using drugs as similes / adjectives it would be terrible
"His eyes were as blue as crystal meth and his skin as white as powder cocaine"
"Shocked, her mouth went into an ‘o’ reminiscent of an ecstasy tablet"
"You’re my own personal brand of heroine"